He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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