Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Never joke about your clitoris.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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