You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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