no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
and she was petting her beer can
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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