Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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