As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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