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I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I love how my cats smell like pot.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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