they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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