I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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