Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Found your dick twin last night
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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