So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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