bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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