do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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