ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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