My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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