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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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