so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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