They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it was like eating out sand paper
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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