You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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