these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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