why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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