We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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