U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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