ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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