i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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