I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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