Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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