So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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