so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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