Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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