just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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