No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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