haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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