My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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