yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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