never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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