Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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