Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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