My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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