life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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