Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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