In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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