she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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