stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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