His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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