He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
jump out the window naked night went bad
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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