I hate your face
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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