Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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