Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I need a hoe opinion
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