I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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