those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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