have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he shaved USA in his pubs
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Farmville is her only friend.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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