do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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