There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We had to coat check the pizza.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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