I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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