i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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