she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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